Funny Coffee Bar Sign, Coffee Makes Me Less Murdery Shelf Sitter, Gag Gift for Coworker, Made to Order

There is a version of you before coffee that nobody in the house wants to meet. This shelf sitter serves as fair warning until the pot finishes.

Coffee bar signs from big-box shelves and cheap import sites arrive warped, hollow, and lettered with vinyl that peels the first time steam hits it. This one is precision manufactured as a single solid piece with the text raised into the surface, so there is nothing to scratch off, fade, or curl at the corners.

Specs

• Durable PLA plastic, solid single-piece construction
• Dimensions: approx. 4" x 6" x 3/4" (100mm x 150mm x 18mm)
• Freestanding flat base, no stand, easel, or hardware needed
• Raised lettering built into the sign, not vinyl, sticker, or paint
• Hand wash only, not dishwasher safe

Works Great For

• Home coffee bars and kitchen counters
• Break rooms and office kitchens
• Open shelving and window ledges
• Coworker, coffee lover, and stocking stuffer gifts
• Anyone who should not be spoken to before the first cup

FAQ

Does it need a stand? No. The base is flat and wide enough to stand on its own on a shelf, counter, desk, or mantel.

Will the lettering wear off? No. The text is raised and part of the sign itself, so there is no vinyl or paint layer to peel.

How do I clean it? Wipe with a damp cloth. Hand wash only, never put it in the dishwasher.

Can it sit near the coffee maker? Beside it is fine. Keep it out of direct steam and off hot surfaces, since PLA softens under sustained heat.

Can I get a different saying? Yes. Send a message before ordering and we will quote a custom sign.

Made to order in the USA and shipped from Findlay, Ohio.