Funny Mom Sign, My Parenting Style Has Evolved Into But Did You Die Shelf Sitter, Made to Order

Somewhere between the first kid and the third, the rulebook got shorter and the standard became survival. This shelf sitter states the current policy plainly.

Novelty mom signs from big-box shelves and cheap import sites arrive warped, hollow, and lettered with vinyl that peels the first time you wipe them down. This one is precision manufactured as a single solid piece with the text raised into the surface, so there is nothing to scratch off, fade, or curl at the corners.

Specs

• Durable PLA plastic, solid single-piece construction
• Dimensions: approx. 4" x 6" x 3/4" (100mm x 150mm x 18mm)
• Freestanding flat base, no stand, easel, or hardware needed
• Raised lettering built into the sign, not vinyl, sticker, or paint
• Hand wash only, not dishwasher safe

Works Great For

• Kitchen counters and open shelving
• Playroom and laundry room shelves
• Office desks and home workspaces
• Mother's Day, baby shower, and birthday gifts
• Parents who are past the pinterest phase

FAQ

Does it need a stand? No. The base is flat and wide enough to stand on its own on a shelf, counter, desk, or mantel.

Will the lettering wear off? No. The text is raised and part of the sign itself, so there is no vinyl or paint layer to peel.

How do I clean it? Wipe with a damp cloth. Hand wash only, never put it in the dishwasher.

Is it safe around kids? It is solid plastic with no small parts, but it is decor rather than a toy. Keep it on a shelf and out of reach of toddlers.

Can I get a different saying? Yes. Send a message before ordering and we will quote a custom sign.

Made to order in the USA and shipped from Findlay, Ohio.