Funny Kitchen Sign, Alexa Do The Dishes Shelf Sitter, Gag Gift for Counter or Shelf, Made to Order

The sink is full, nobody is claiming it, and asking out loud has not worked yet. This shelf sitter says it for you, every single day, without starting an argument.

Novelty signs from big-box shelves and cheap import sites arrive warped, hollow, and lettered with vinyl that peels the first time you wipe it down. This one is precision manufactured as a single solid piece with the text raised into the surface, so there is nothing to scratch off, fade, or curl at the corners.

Specs

• Durable PLA plastic, solid single-piece construction
• Dimensions: approx. 4" x 6" x 3/4" (100mm x 150mm x 18mm)
• Freestanding flat base, no stand, easel, or hardware needed
• Raised lettering built into the sign, not vinyl, sticker, or paint
• Hand wash only, not dishwasher safe

Works Great For

• Kitchen counters, windowsills, and open shelving
• Above the sink or behind the faucet
• Housewarming and white elephant gifts
• Roommate and family gag gifts
• Anyone who has ever said this out loud and been ignored

FAQ

Does it need a stand? No. The base is flat and wide enough to stand on its own on a shelf, counter, desk, or mantel.

Will the lettering wear off? No. The text is raised and part of the sign itself, so there is no vinyl or paint layer to peel.

How do I clean it? Wipe with a damp cloth. Hand wash only, never put it in the dishwasher.

Can it sit near the stove or in a hot car? No. PLA softens under sustained heat, so keep it away from stovetops, heat vents, and closed car windows in summer.

Can I get a different saying? Yes. Send a message before ordering and we will quote a custom sign.

Made to order in the USA and shipped from Findlay, Ohio.