{"product_id":"rather-lay-in-bed-look-at-my-phone-shelf-sitter","title":"Funny Couples Sign, There's No One Else I'd Rather Lay In Bed And Look At My Phone With Shelf Sitter","description":"\u003cp\u003eRomance in a long relationship looks less like candlelight and more like two people scrolling in silence, perfectly content. This shelf sitter puts that on record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCouples signs from big-box shelves and cheap import sites arrive warped, hollow, and lettered with vinyl that peels the first time you dust them. This one is precision manufactured as a single solid piece with the text raised into the surface, so there is nothing to scratch off, fade, or curl at the corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable PLA plastic, solid single-piece construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: approx. 4\" x 6\" x 3\/4\" (100mm x 150mm x 18mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFreestanding flat base, no stand, easel, or hardware needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised lettering built into the sign, not vinyl, sticker, or paint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, not dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks Great For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNightstands and bedroom shelves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiving room bookcases and mantels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversary and Valentine's Day gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWedding shower and engagement gag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples who consider parallel scrolling quality time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it need a stand?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The base is flat and wide enough to stand on its own on a nightstand, shelf, or mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the lettering wear off?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The text is raised and part of the sign itself, so there is no vinyl or paint layer to peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe with a damp cloth. Hand wash only, never put it in the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it sit in a sunny window or hot car?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. PLA softens under sustained heat, so keep it out of direct sun through glass and out of closed cars in summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I get a different saying?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Send a message before ordering and we will quote a custom sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order in the USA and shipped from Findlay, Ohio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Y-Axis Printing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45645043925226,"sku":"11041523","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/9404\/0042\/files\/IMG_0661_d05b505f-d340-4540-8868-0ae2d18cbd71.jpg?v=1758838907","url":"https:\/\/yaxisprinting.com\/products\/rather-lay-in-bed-look-at-my-phone-shelf-sitter","provider":"Y-Axis Printing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}