{"product_id":"but-did-you-die-parenting-shelf-sitter","title":"Funny Mom Sign, My Parenting Style Has Evolved Into But Did You Die Shelf Sitter, Made to Order","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between the first kid and the third, the rulebook got shorter and the standard became survival. This shelf sitter states the current policy plainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNovelty mom signs from big-box shelves and cheap import sites arrive warped, hollow, and lettered with vinyl that peels the first time you wipe them down. This one is precision manufactured as a single solid piece with the text raised into the surface, so there is nothing to scratch off, fade, or curl at the corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable PLA plastic, solid single-piece construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: approx. 4\" x 6\" x 3\/4\" (100mm x 150mm x 18mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFreestanding flat base, no stand, easel, or hardware needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised lettering built into the sign, not vinyl, sticker, or paint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only, not dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks Great For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKitchen counters and open shelving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayroom and laundry room shelves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desks and home workspaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMother's Day, baby shower, and birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents who are past the pinterest phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it need a stand?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The base is flat and wide enough to stand on its own on a shelf, counter, desk, or mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the lettering wear off?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The text is raised and part of the sign itself, so there is no vinyl or paint layer to peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe with a damp cloth. Hand wash only, never put it in the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it safe around kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is solid plastic with no small parts, but it is decor rather than a toy. Keep it on a shelf and out of reach of toddlers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I get a different saying?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Send a message before ordering and we will quote a custom sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order in the USA and shipped from Findlay, Ohio.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Y-Axis Printing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45645044220138,"sku":"11041521","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/9404\/0042\/files\/IMG_0662_eb72d61a-e9dd-4f1d-b371-4d5022407391.jpg?v=1758839049","url":"https:\/\/yaxisprinting.com\/products\/but-did-you-die-parenting-shelf-sitter","provider":"Y-Axis Printing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}